November 2010
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“We Hate It When Our Friends Become...
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The Friend Olympics
Louisa and I were driving home from the grocery store on Saturday night with her friend Michaela, who was visiting from New York City for the weekend. The scene:
Louisa: We’re going to make a stop at Jocelyn’s house. She’s, like, my best friend in all of Ithaca.
Michaela: But what about Annie?
Louisa: Annie is one my best friends too.
And therein lies the rub, as Shakespeare once...
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So you think you're pretty?
Over the summer, my friend was telling me about some chick in her sorority. I forget why we were even discussing this rando in the first place, but what I do remember is my friend’s description of the chick: “She’s the hottest Asian girl ever.” Hmmm. At first I was like,
And then I was like,
Okay, let me just clarify that I know that I’m no goddamn Ziyi Zhang....
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