"oh by the way, my glasses are real"
I just realized that I spent over $300 to look like a total douchebag. Whoops. When I picked out these frames last week (Claydon in “Red Grain,” by Paul Smith Spectacles), I somehow failed to recognize the douchebaggery that these oversized, square-ish lenses inherently lend to their wearer. This oblivion was attributable to a lack of sleep or perhaps the dulcet tones of Carlos,...
Writing was causing physical discomfort, so I had to find a different way to communicate my many feelings.
sayyes asked: I realize you deleted it, but I was about to "like" the shit out of your post about life/jobs/authority/your lifelong desire to work in an ice cream store.
the most piece of shit blog entry ever!
Instead of poring the postings on Cornell Career Services, I have written pages and pages over the past six months about how I don’t want to get a job. I cobbled a bunch of them together into a messy puddle of overwhelming self-doubt and shattered nerves. Anyway, here it is: Kristen Stewart once explained that she was delaying college because she has “authority issues,” a...
Think of it as a mockumentary twist on the Woody Allen & Soon-Yi love story.