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In the wee hours of Tuesday morning as I lay prostrate under his sweaty Jewish body, I imagined how I would later recount the experience to others. “Vanilla sex” seemed far too generous, since it implies that the sex is merely dull rather than awful. I guess “bad sex” would be the most apt, but I’m trying to pioneer a new term that my brain spit out the other day. It...