July 2011
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fashion or whatever
Occasionally, I get this urge to redo my “look.” Right now, I have this really strong mental image of what I want to look like:
Long tan shearling coat (I don’t know where I got this idea from)
Red lipstick, preferably Chanel. More a dark geisha shade than fire engine red.
Long stringy hair full of split ends
THIS PLUS THISPLUS THIS
I know it seems like it won’t work,...
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WatchIn teaching myself how to use iMovie’s voiceover function, I ended up churning out a highly conceptual motion picture.
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Oh, shit
My friend just sent the following text to a guy he went on a date with last week:
“Ok, u’ve already gotten 2 strikes out of 3. 1- u mentioned movies on Monday then never followed up. 2- you take 20 mins on avg to respond to txts. I’m chill but if I don’t receive respect, I don’t allow myself to proceed. Thanks!”
Note to self: NEVER FLAKE OUT ON MICHAEL.
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Pretty romantical
I’ve never watched porn, but I feel like this Excel spreadsheet (more like SEXCEL SPREADSHEET, ha!) is more arousing that any possible video I could watch.
Last semester I was writing an article about bubble tea for my school’s gourmet magazine, since the theme of the Spring 2011 issue was international fare. Fact: bubble tea was invented in Taiwan in the...
