fashion or whatever
Occasionally, I get this urge to redo my “look.” Right now, I have this really strong mental image of what I want to look like: Long tan shearling coat (I don’t know where I got this idea from) Red lipstick, preferably Chanel. More a dark geisha shade than fire engine red. Long stringy hair full of split ends THIS PLUS THISPLUS THIS I know it seems like it won’t work,...
In teaching myself how to use iMovie’s voiceover function, I ended up churning out a highly conceptual motion picture.
My friend just sent the following text to a guy he went on a date with last week: “Ok, u’ve already gotten 2 strikes out of 3. 1- u mentioned movies on Monday then never followed up. 2- you take 20 mins on avg to respond to txts. I’m chill but if I don’t receive respect, I don’t allow myself to proceed. Thanks!” Note to self: NEVER FLAKE OUT ON MICHAEL.
I’ve never watched porn, but I feel like this Excel spreadsheet (more like SEXCEL SPREADSHEET, ha!) is more arousing that any possible video I could watch. Last semester I was writing an article about bubble tea for my school’s gourmet magazine, since the theme of the Spring 2011 issue was international fare. Fact: bubble tea was invented in Taiwan in the...